This is an entry for the 3rd Annual Obfuscated Perl Contest,
written by Adam Spiers       <adam.spiers@new.ox.ac.uk>
       and Chris Cladingboel <chris.cladingboel@wadham.ox.ac.uk>.

It was originally intended for the `Most Creative' and `Best
"The Perl Journal"' categories, but then we thought hey, why not
go the whole hog and submit it for `Most Powerful' category as
well ... after all, it is only 70 bytes + #!/usr/bin/perl +
whitespace ;-)  (Yes, we know we're pushing our luck here.)  In
fact, it's a shame you haven't got the Y2K category this year,
since the code will almost certainly not work after 2000 ...

The program should be runnable just by executing it, but if not,
running the Perl interpreter on it directly rather than relying
on #!/usr/bin/perl should also work.

Obviously I don't want to give anything away about how it works
in this file, but in the (hopefully unlikely) event of you
having problems running it (or even thinking that it breaks the
rules of the contest), I've provided a PROBLEMS file which
should solve them while still giving away as little as possible.
